Things i learned this weekend:

1 | golden gardens is Magic
2 | "wrap thy food in bacon" is the 11th commandment that went unnoticed due to the fact that Moses wrote it in chocolate syrup
3 | all of our female twitter friends get removed from twitter due to "suspicious activity" before we can get to know them properly
4 | every good book should take a trip to the beach at least once in its lifetime
5 | i love soul and funk music
6 | iced beverages, good company, and sunny beaches are like crack, but better
7 | the only way i can actually dance to late80s/early90s white people's powerballads/powerpoptunes is to actually become a late80s/early90s white man/woman.
8 | cranium > dead puppies > sex > Molly Moon's > sexdrugs&rocknroll > pie > pi > my areolaric diameter in pixels > Bob Saget
9 | bacon fried rice while drunk = "hot damn mother fucker... thats some good oriental food!"
10| my musical influences which are...


. The Temptations . the Motown Sound . Aretha Franklin (the voice you're hearing today is one of an asian man whose only dream in life was to sound like Aretha Franklin (and look like Mike Tyson's face tattoo if it instead were on his bullocks) . Jack Johnson . Nathan Vaughan . Sweet n Low Pete Albertson (i would never have picked up an electric guitar hadn't it been for this man) . Paul Pena . James Brown . Stevie Wonder . the Meters . the Black Keys . Otis Redding (vocal energy specifically) . Sly and the Family Stone (reminding me the beauty in writing a "simple song") . SRV . Kina Grannis . John Mayer . Derek Trucks . Robert Johnson . Marvin Gaye . 90s R&B . Ace of Base ("the Sign" was the first song that made me think "wholly shit, that is a good fucking song" and then say to my mom, "hey mom, i really love this song.... yah im over Mmm Bop now. Love you too. Night night. No you're the snuggle bear! tee hee hee.") . David Ryan Harris . Robert Randolph and the Family Band . JJ Grey and MoFro . Bill Withers . Donny Hathaway . Billy Preston . Joe Cocker . the Fresh Prince of Bel Air . Ray Charles (god) . the Blind Boys of Alabama . India Arie . Corinne Bailey Rae . John Prine . the Jackson 5 . Sam Cooke (a change is gonna come) . Rebirth Brass Band . people . places. books . science . religion . human interaction . events . women

Raphael Saddiq - The Way I See It.

Much Love,
Professor Undressor
(teacha Jason)